Even though I may seem like an out of touch, “old geezer” I will find out the truth and trust me, I do know how to Google someone.Also, I have a very large yard with an over-sized shovel. My daughter is an extension of me and if you underestimate me than you are definitely underestimating her.Now that we got the small stuff out of the way, read the following rules below and if you agree and sign you may qualify to date my beautiful, wonderful, innocent and precious daughter.Rule #1 If you plan on taking my daughter on a date and come to my house and honk your horn or call her cell phone you'd better be the UPS man, because you are not picking anything up.Instead, Welch plans to encourage his daughters to demand respect for themselves, rather than counting on any man to do so on their behalf.
I'm not raising my little girls to be the kind of women who need their daddy to act like a creepy possessive badass in order for them to be treated with respect," he wrote.
If she is not okay with this and you make her upset, I will have to find several new methods to make you upset as well.
Rule #7 If my daughter is not ready when you come to pick her up do not complain, do not fidget, and do not roll your eyes-get used to waiting.
There will be no text messaging, video chatting; late night cell phone calls either because I will be watching…everything.
Rule #5 When you come to my house to pick up my daughter (at the door) I do not wish to discuss any other information such as sports or politics for which, you have no intelligible knowledge of these subjects, other than what time you will be bringing my daughter home.