OT – Off topic () OTB – Off to bed OTFL – On the floor laughing OTL – Out to lunch OTOH – On the other hand OTP – On the phone OTT– Over the top OTTOMH – Off the top of my head OTW – Off to work OVA – Over OYO – On your own ) PCM – Please call me PDH – Pretty darn happy PDS – Please don’t shoot PDQ – Pretty darn quick PEEPS – People PFT – Pretty fucking tight PHD – Pretty Huge Dick PIC – Picture PIK – Picture PIP – Peeing in pants () PL8 – Plate PLMK – Please let me know PLS – Please PLU – People like us PLZ – Please PM – Private Message PMFI – Pardon me for interrupting PMFJI – Pardon me for jumping in PMSL – Pee myself laughing POAHF – Put on a happy face POS – Parent over shoulder POV – Point of view POV – Privately owned vehicle () PPL – People PPU – Pending pick-up PMS – Pre-marital sex PROLLY – Probably PRON – Meaning pornography PRT – Party PRW – People/parents are watching PSOS – Parent standing over shoulder PSP – Playstation Portable PST – Please send tell (online gaming) PST – Provincial Sales Tax ( Q – Queue QFE – Question for everyone QFI – Quoted for idiocy QFI – Quoted for irony QIK – Quick QL – Quit laughing QQ – (qq) Meaning “crying eyes” QQ – Quick question QSL – Reply QSO – Conversation QT – Cutie QTPI – Cutie pie QUE – Pause or Pasused ) ROFL – Rolling on floor laughing ROFLCOPTER – Rolling on floor laughing and spinning around ROFLMAO – Rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off ROTFL – Rolling on the floor laughing ROTFLUTS – Rolling on the floor laughing unable to speak RS – Runescape () RTSM – Read the stupid manual RTWFQ – Read the whole fucking question RU – Are you? TPTB – The powers that be TQ – Te quiero / I love you () TSNF – That’s so not fair TSTB – The sooner, the better TTFN – Ta ta for now TTLY – Totally TTTT – These things take time TTUL – Talk to you later TU – Thank you TWSS – That’s what she said TTYAFN – Talk to you awhile from now TTYL – Talk to you later TTYS – Talk to you soon TY – Thank you TYS – Told you so TYT – Take your time TYSO – Thank you so much TYAFY – Thank you and fuck you TYVM – Thank you very much ^URS – Up yours UCMU – You crack me up UDI – Unidentified drinking injury (meaning bruise, scratch, ache and so on) UDM – U (You) da (the) man UDS – Ugly domestic scene UFB – Un-fucking believable UFN – Until further notice UGTBK – You’ve got to be kidding UKTR – You know that’s right UL – Upload U-L Meaning “You will” UNA – Use no acronyms UN4TUN8 – Unfortunate UNBLEFBLE – Unbelievable UNCRTN – Uncertain UNPC – Un- (not) politically correct UNSUB – Unknown Subject () UOK – (Are) You ok? WWNC – Will wonders never cease WWYC – Write when you can WYCM – Will you call me? WYGAM – When you get a minute WYHAM – When you have a minute WYLEI – When you least expect it WYSIWYG – What you see is what you get X-1-10 – Meaning “Exciting” X – Kiss X! Y – Meaning Yawn Y2K – You’re too kind Y2K – Year 2000 YA – Your YAA – Yet another acronym YABA – Yet another bloody acronym YARLY – Ya, really?
UR – Un-real UR – Your / You’re UR2YS4ME – You are too wise for me URA* – You are a star URH – You are hot (U R Hot) URSKTM – You are so kind to me URTM – You are the man URW – You are welcome USBCA – Until something better comes along USU – Usually UT – Unreal Tournament () software WAS – Wait a second WAS – Wild ass guess WAWA – Where are we at? W/B – Write back WB – Welcome back WBS – Write back soon WBU – What about you? – Meaning “a typical woman” XD – Meaning “really hard laugh” (where D is a smiley mouth) XD – Meaning a “devilish smile” XME – Excuse Me XOXOXO – Hugs & Kisses XLNT – Excellent XYL – Ex-young lady, meaning wife. YBIC – Your brother in Christ YBS – You’ll be sorry YCDBWYCID – You can’t do business when your computer is down YCHT – You can have them YCLIU – You can look it up YCMU – You crack me up YF – Young Female YG – Young gentleman YGTBKM – You’ve got to be kidding me YGG – You go girl YHBT – You have been trolled YHBW – You have been warned YHL – You have lost YIU – Yes, I understand YKW – You know what YKWYCD – You know what you can do YL – Young lady YMMV – Your mileage may vary YNK – You never know YR – Your YR – Yeah right YRYOCC – You’re running your own cuckoo clock YSIC – Your sister in Christ YSYD – Yeah sure you do YT – You there?
Things get trickier when the secrecy, privacy, and relative anonymity that sometimes characterize online relationships are allowed to cloud the picture.
If you value your marriage and genuinely desire to protect it, you need to be on your guard against unforeseen threats.
NO1 – No one NOOB – Meaning someone who is bad at () O – Meaning “hugs” O -Over OA – Online auctions OATUS – On a totally unrelated subject OB – Oh baby OB – Oh brother OI – Operator indisposed OIC – Oh, I see OJ – Only joking OL – Old lady OM – Old man OM – Oh, my OMDB – Over my dead body OMFG – Oh my fucking G-d omfglmaobbqroflcopteriss oh my fucking G-d, laugh my ass off, owned, roll on floor spinning around I’m so sad OMG – Oh my G-d OMGYG2BK – Oh my G-d, you got to be kidding OMW – On my way ONL – Online OO – Over and out OOC – Out of character OOH – Out of here OOTD – One of these days OOTO – Out of the office OP – On phone ORLY – Oh really? ) S2S – Sorry to say SA-1 – Special Agent 1st Class SA-2 – Special Agent 2nd Class SA-3 – Special Agent 3rd Class SAL – Such a laugh SA – Special Agent SAM – Smart and mouthy SBT – Sorry ’bout that SC – Stay cool SDMB – Sweet dreams, my baby SETE – Smiling Ear-to-Ear SFAIK – So far as I know SH – Same here SH^ – Shut up SHID – Slapping head in disgust SICNR – Sorry, I could not resist SIG2R – Sorry, I got to run SIHTH – Stupidity is hard to take SIMYC – Sorry I missed your call SIS – Snickering in silence SIT – Stay in touch SK8 Skate SK8NG – Skating SK8R – Skater SK8RBOI – Skater Boy SLAP – Sounds like a plan SMHID – Scratching my head in disbelief SNAFU – Situation normal all fouled up SNERT – Snot nosed egotistical rude teenager SO – Significant other SOAB – Son of a Bitch SOB – Son of a Bitch SOHF – Sense of humor failure SOL – Sooner or later SOL – Shit outta luck or Shit out of luck SOK – It’s ok SOMY – Sick of me yet? TAU – Thinking about u (you) TAUMUALU – Thinking about you miss you always love you TBAG – Process of disgracing a corpse, taunting a fragged/killed player () TIA – Thanks in advance TIAD – Tomorrow is another day TIC – Tongue-in-cheek TILIS – Tell it like it is TLK2UL8R – Talk to you later TL – Too long TMB – Text me back TMI – Too much information TMOT – Trust me on this TMTH – Too much to handle TMWFI – Take my word for it TNSTAAFL – There’s no such thing as a free lunch TNT – Till next time TOF – Twisted Old Fuck TOJ – Tears of joy TOU – Thinking of you TOY – Thinking of you TPA – The Port Authority TPM – Tomorrow p.m.EBKAC – Error between keyboard and chair ECB – Evil Crazy Bitch ED – Erase display ED – Erectile dysfunction EF4T – Effort EG – Evil grin EIP – Editing in progress EMA – E-mail address EMFBI – Excuse me for butting in EMSG – E-mail message ENUF – Enough EPD – Episode EOD – End of discussion EOD – End Of Days EOL – End of lecture EOL – End of life EOM – End of message EOT – End of transmission EODZ – End Of dayz ERS2 – Eres tz / are you () FAA – Federal Air Authority FAF – Funny as fuck FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions FBF – Fat boy food (e.g.pizza, burgers, fries) FBM – Fine by me FC – Fingers crossed FC’INGO – For crying out loud FEITCTAJ – Fuck ’em if they can’t take a joke FFS – For Fuck’ sakes FICCL – Frankly, I couldn’t care a less FIDGAD – Frankly, I don’t give a Damn FIIK – Fucked if I know FIIOOH – Forget it, I’m out of here FIMH – Forever in my heart FISH – First in, still here FITB – Fill in the blank FOMC – Falling off my chair FOAD – Fuck off and die FO&D – Fuck off and die FOMCL – Falling off my chair laughing FPS – First Person Shooter FRT – For real though FTBOMH – From the bottom of my heart FTW – For the win FUBAR – Fouled up beyond all recognition FUBAR – Fucked up beyond All recognition FUBB – Fouled up beyond belief G – Grin G – Giggle G/F – Girlfriend G2CU – Good to see you G2G – Got to go G2R – Got to run G9 – Genius GA – Go ahead GAL – Get a life GAS – Got a second ?When that happens, it's just a short step to betrayal and infidelity.We should add that there a sense in which social media can complicate this whole scenario in some subtle and elusive ways. In every circumstance, your love for your spouse and your commitment to your marriage should be your guiding principles.